Tiles Jokes

The latest thing in flooring are these ductile floor tiles. They’re great because they’re flexible but...
They have a tendency to quack.
I wanted to redo the flooring in my bathroom, but I did not have enough tiles...
It was a few'tile effort.
My dad was fixing the basin in the bathroom and accidentally broke some tiles.
My mother said, "I told you that method would be fewtile".
Why are the tiles in your shower so jolly?
They're having a grout time.