Threatened Jokes

Anti Jokes

Why did the swan hiss? Biologically, it’s coded in their genes to do so when threatened.

Puns

When I refused to buy her concert tickets for the weekend, my 15 year old daughter broke down and threatened to cry a river.
I told her to go ahead, but remember that she's so self absorbed the tears won't even make it to her cheeks.

Divorce Puns

My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name...
So I called her Bluff.

Knife Puns

Yesterday, a man threatened to kill himself with a knife and someone called the cops.
Today he died of his gunshot wounds.

Ogre Puns

My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.