Swine flu Jokes

One Liners for Kids

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Bacon Puns

If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.

Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon