Rated Jokes

One Liners for Kids

Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie? because it was rated arrrrr!

Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie? It's the one rated Arrrr!

Cheese Puns

What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”