Purpose Jokes

“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”
Ashleigh Brilliant
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. -- Mark Twain
"I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you." – Andy Ronney
Putting on makeup and putting on glasses serve the same purpose...
They make the person look better!
Did all Europeans give Native Americans smallpox on purpose?
Or is that a blanket statement?