Programmers Jokes

Computer Jokes

How do two programmers make money?
One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

Computer Puns

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.

Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.