Pretend Jokes

Love Puns

Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.

Quotes

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you.
People are harder. They pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin

One Liners and Short Jokes

What's the difference between soccer players and NFL players?
Soccer players pretend to be hurt.
NFL players pretend to be innocent in court.