Mustard Jokes

One Liners for Kids

What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog! What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!

Puns

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Hot Dog Puns

What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.

What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.