Mime Jokes

Storm Puns

Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
It's mime blowing.

Arm Puns

A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.

A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.