My friend dragged me to a lecture about lamps. I though it would be boring but...
It was very illuminating.
I'm thinking about writing a book about lamps. I think its a bright idea
Had to replace all the bulbs in the side table lamps. Then I had to replace the ones in my ceiling fan.
That was the highlight of my day.
I love lamps.
They're so enlightening.
What did the lamps do after their date?
They got turned on.
An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said no, this is light.
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
A burglar stole all my lamps.
I should be upset, but I’m delighted
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.