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Hell Jokes

Corny Jokes
Why do husbands appreciate hell?
At least there, they know what they did wrong.
Puns
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
Animal Puns
I had a tattoo of a Scorpion on my back last night and to tell the truth...
It stings like hell.
Rejection Pick Up Lines
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Computer Jokes
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user...
Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can't see your computer...
Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?!
Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it...
Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
Pick Up Lines
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
One Liners and Short Jokes
The fact that there is a highway to hell, and only a staircase to heaven
Says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
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