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Giraffe and Jokes

Turtle Puns
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Giraffe Puns
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle-neck jumper.
What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Bacon and legs.