Eye doctor Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes

A man goes to the eye doctor.
He sits down and the receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" to which the man replies, "No, just spots."

Dog Puns

Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.