Et Jokes

Food Poems

There was a professor named Chesterton
Who went for a walk with his best shirt on
Being hungry, he et it
But lived to regret it
And ruined for life his digestion.

Clever Jokes

My editor told me he didn’t like my citation formatting
He didn’t like id., et al.

Puns

What’s ET short for?
So he can fit in the spaceship!