County Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes

What happens if you play a county song backwards?
Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.

Funny Headlines

County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds

Orange Puns

What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.

What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”

Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”