Alaska Jokes

One Liners for Kids

If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho... Alaska!

Travel Puns

I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.

Seal Puns

I recently took a trip to Alaska. We ate at a fancy restaurant where the chef made us an amazing meal from native animals and vegetables we helped forage. I asked if he had ever had whale blubber or seal meat.
He said "nah, I’m not really Inuit."