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Garden Puns
She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.
Squirrel Puns
One day I saw a squirrel burying lotto tickets under a large bush, so I asked him what he was doing.
He told me he was hedging his bets.
Yard Puns
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
I’m saving money for bushes to plant around the yard when my career is over...
It’s my retirement hedge fund.