floral Jokes

Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.

At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist's work.
They finally went with mine.
"I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral," I said.
"No," said the boy. "Your painting's wider, so it'll cover more holes in our wall."

Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.