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Mouth Puns
Rich people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth.
But polite french people are born with a s'il vous plaît.
Rejection Pick Up Lines
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)