I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
All you need is MY love
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Can I hold your hand?
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Can you drive my car?
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
I Got to Get You Into My Life
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
I feel like we're in tune
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
I can't let it be until I get your number.