Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Here comes the sun of my life
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
All you need is MY love
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Love me do
I feel like we're in tune
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?