Funny News Headlines

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Funny News Headlines

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In Ten Years
Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop
An Australian army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.
CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase
30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing
Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
Hypochondriacs aren't OK
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy.
Bodies in garden are a plant says wife
Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One
Crash courses for private pilots - The Daily Telegraph
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies.
Circumcision Now Seen As Pointless.
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Stolen Prosthetic Arm Discovered in a Secondhand Shop.
Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation
Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter.
Republicans Turned Off By Size Of Obama’s Package
Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors