Funny News Headlines

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Funny News Headlines

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds
Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation
Circumcision Now Seen As Pointless.
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years
Gas rig men grilled by villagers - The Oxford Times
Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In Ten Years
Republicans Turned Off By Size Of Obama’s Package
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Child’s Death Ruins Couple’s Holiday
An Australian army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Miners Refuse to Work after Death.
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon
Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder.
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing
Hypochondriacs aren't OK