What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car? A convertible.
The Blondes Who Locked Their Car
Two blonds lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blond says "Darn, I can't get in the car!"
The other blond replies, "keep trying! It looks like it is going to rain and the top is down!"