If you have a dirty mind and a love for word games - You've come to the right category!

What does a robot do after s*x?
Nuts and bolts.
Two condoms are walking down the street...
They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other "hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"
What are porn stars paid?
Income.
I got caught masturbating with a pickle.
I was Gherkin off.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We're closed.
Where do gay physicists have s*x?
In the Large Hardon Collider.
I wouldn’t say it’s easy living with erectile dysfunction.
But it’s not hard.
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common?
They have both entered the dragon.
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...would Greece help?
What do you call an alien with 3 balls? An extrateresticle.
Why do bunnies have soft se*?
They have cotton balls.
Police have arrested a man for having se* with fruit, but they suspect a second perpetrator may still be at large.
The inspector released a statement saying "These people do tend to cum in pears."
I was caught masturbating in the library over the small print of laws and local regulations....
.....I got off on a technicality
What do you call a dick pick when it’s printed out?
A hard copy.
What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can smell it but they cant eat it!
What was the guitar teacher arrested for?
For fingering a minor.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Masturbation should be considered a craft...
as it is 100% hand made.
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
It's not Hard.
I'm sorry for taking your daughter's virginity
It won't happen again.
I'm planning an orgy.
It's all coming together.
I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm.
If you can't come, let me know.
If Russia attacked Turkey from the Rear...
Would Greece help?
Last night I dreamed that my town’s water tower exploded.
It was a wet dream.
I nearly got sacked when I was caught masturbating on my first day starting a job as a roofer.
Luckily, the boss said I could wipe the slate clean.
Why does does Santa have such a large sack?
Because he comes only once a year.
Why did Bruce Willis die with a smile on his face?
Because he died hard.
Why was two piece swimsuit invented? To separate the hairy from the dairy.
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.
So the bartender gives her one.
If a pink stork delivers girl babies and a blue stork delivers boy babies, what delivers no babies?
A swallow.