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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he had for many years.

 


When his dog sadly died, Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying: "Father Patrick, my dog is dead. Could you possibly say Mass for the poor creature?"
 
Father Patrick told the farmer: "No, we can't have services for an animal in church. But I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down the road, and - no telling what they believe in - maybe they'll do something for your pet."

 

Muldoon said: "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough of a donation for the service?"

 

"Oh, why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic??"

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