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Joke: The Secret of Confession

 A boy confesses to his priest.

'Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' 

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, father, it is.' 

'And who was the girl you were with?' 

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'I can't tell you, father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 

'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'


'I cannot say.' 

'Was it Nancy Connor?' 

'I'll never tell.' 

'Was it Judy Cohen?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 

'Was it Kate Takenyo?' 

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rose DeMarco, then?' 

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' 

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' 

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Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 

Joey produces a sly smile: 'A four month holiday and five good leads...'

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