Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
How does a napkin sneeze?
Tissue.
How do you make a tissue paper dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Having to wipe with a hemorrhoid is a pain in the a**.
How do you work out how many rolls of toilet paper are in 4 packets of 16?
Multiply.
Why could the toilet paper not stop?
Because it was on a role.
What did pharaohs use to wipe?
Poo-pyrus.