Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.