I can give you something to really be thankful about!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.