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Branch Jokes

Tree Puns
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
Dog Puns
My dog got a promotion.
She’s now a branch manager.
Clever Jokes
What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder.
Dinosaur Puns
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
The Caterpillars and Their Escape
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped… "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse. "That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the hell are you doing that?!" The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole darn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"