I asked my husband to please press pause on the movie We were watching.
He called the dog over for the task, wanted to press his paws.
I bought my missus an egg-beater for our wedding anniversary.
I knew she wanted me to whisk her away.
My partner was always criticising my sense of direction... So I packed up and right!
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend but he kept asking her for another shot.
Spouses are like world wars.
You never refer to them as the "first" until there's a second.