How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.