What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.