If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.