What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.