Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".