Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.