Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
You are my density!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Your lab or my lab?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You’re more special than relativity.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Your name is insert name here?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.