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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P