Keyboard Puns

There's no ESCape from these Keyboard puns.

Keyboard Puns

What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.