What do you call a Monkey with a bomb
A baboom.
Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...
but they needed to sea mine.
How does a bomb choose not to go off?
It refuses.
I got fired from the bomb disposal squad
Too bad, I had a blast working there.
If you ever have to defuse a bomb, never cut...
The Blew wire.
Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb
Couldn’t foresee the C4.
What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ?
"Let me Atom."
"Do you know how long it takes for a bomb to explode?"
No, but dynamite!
I like to tell this one joke about homemade bombs
But it always blows up in my face.
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
What do you call a selfish bomb?
Mine.
A bomb goes of in a cheese shop.
You can see da brie everywhere.
What happened when Napoleon got killed with a bomb?
Napoleon Blownapart.
I saw a headline in the newspaper that said someone made a bomb out of nitrous oxide.
This is no laughing matter.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.