Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
You had me at ruff.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!