I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
You had me at ruff.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.