Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.