Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
You had me at ruff.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.