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Joke: The Will, the Family and the Properties

When it was finally his time to go, he gathered all his family around him and said this...

How to Safeguard Your Legacy Against Will Tampering

Understanding how will tampering happens, why it occurs, and what steps you can take to prevent it is essential for ensuring your legacy remains intact.

Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?

This joke begins with a plane starting to go down, who will get the parachutes?

This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will

A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...

Joke: King Solomon's Decision

King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

Joke: The Old Man's Secret

A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods

Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers

wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...

Joke: The Honest Judge

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."...

Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?

This joke begins with an old man and a younger woman getting married...

Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer

This joke begins with a farmer testifying in court and a hot headed lawyer.

This Joke Begins With a Very Happy Ferrari Owner...

This old man's moped is surprisingly fast in this hilarious joke!

Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!

This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor

This Joke Begins With a Stormy Night in a Barn...

This joke begins with 2 friends seeking shelter...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger

An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

Funny: I'm Gonna Ask This Hooker How Many Knots I'm Doing

A retired sailor picks up a prostitute at the docks. They take off to do their business. He asks her how he's doing...

This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical

An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...

This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic

A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...

My Office Looks Just the Same... Oh Wait (Hilarious Joke)

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral

A Staten Island contractor went to meet his maker following a terrible freak accident. Luckily, he left his wife with a sizable inheritance...

This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Impressing a Client

When a hotshot Jamaican lawyer tries to make a big impression on who he thinks is his first client, things soon start to go awry...

A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke)

When a lawyer is going about town in his limo, he spots two men eating grass at the side of the road. He immediately stops to see what on earth is going on...

Hilarious: An Old Worker Has a Bet With a Young Worker

A cheeky young construction worker thinks he can have his way with an older colleague, but little did he know how wrong he was...

This Joke Starts With A Man Pulling Up Next to a Ferrari

An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..

This Joke Starts With a Man Trying to Steal a Hat

When a man attempts to steal a hat from a church and fails, he is duly punished. Little did he know that memories of his old one would soon come flooding back..

Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?

This 84-year-old man has a 22-year-old woman at home, but he seems a bit confused about getting back home to her...

This Joke Start With a Man Going On Trial For Murder...

This defendant is on trial for murder, but he's got faith in his high-flying lawyer to keep him out of jail. Read on to find out what happened...

Grandma, Her Two Lawyers and the Judge (Funny)

When a grandma enters court, little did the lawyers defending her know how their reputations were to be ruined in a matter of second...

Hilarious: The Caller Didn't Expect THAT Response...

This man appears to be a generous benefactor, but as the old adage goes, appearances aren't always as they seem...

Great Joke: Calling Upon the Preacher When Hearing Is Hard

When it looked like his hearing was going to become difficult, Larry decided to call upon a preacher to prevent the situation from deteriorating further...

Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer

When a car being ridden in by three friends breaks down, the farmer ends up with some unexpected guests...

Hilarious: Lawyer vs. Chiropractor

A lawyer is waiting in a long line trying to get tickets for the musical, Cats, when he suddenly feels a pair of hands kneading into this back...

Hilarious: How to Beat a Lawyer!

A lawyer asks a blonde to play a game on a plane, which requires handing over money when a question is answered wrongly. Little did he know what he was in for.

Joke Today: A Good Deed...

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer...

Funny Joke: King Solomon's Got a Serious Decision to Make

King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean

A great joke about the best way to clean dishes...

Joke: The Jewish Sons

This joke starts with a Jewish son converting...

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?

This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!

Joke: The Suspicious Wife

This joke begins with a suspicious wife...

Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot

When you've got a robot that dishes out slaps every time someone lies, maybe it's sometimes best not even to know the truth at all!

Joke: The Magic Scales

A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...

Joke: The Devil Has a Schedule to Keep...

This joke begins with a man reaching the gates of hell and meeting Satan.

Joke: Similar Problems...

What a coincidence!

Joke: Don't Drink and Jump

A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...

Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink

An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...

This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy

When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...

Joke: The Odd Driver

When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

Joke: The Arrogant Professor

This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...

Joke: Impossible Demands

A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...

Joke: What To Wear When The IRS Calls You In...

A man has been called in to the IRS to testify, but he's unsure of what to wear for the outcome to be most favorable for him. Read on to find out what happens..

Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier

A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...

Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV

When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Joke: The Power of the Thermos

A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...

These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...

Joke: A DISCOUNT You Say?!?

This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...

Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!

A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

Joke: All the Excuses

Jim's had a bit to drink, so he's trying to get out a breathalyzer using every excuse he can think of. Read this funny joke.

Joke: Hedging Your Bets

A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.

Have You Heard This Joke? Pastor Pays Visit To Parishioner...

A pastor pays a visit to an elderly parishioner of his to see how she was doing. He soon eyes a bowl of chocolate-covered peanuts on her bedside table...

Joke: Enough is Enough...

An old man visit the drug store to purchase some Viagra. To the pharmacist's surprise, he doesn't want to use it for it what it was intended...

Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...

A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...

Joke: Repaying Your Parent

A young lawyer is interviewing for a job as legal counsel to an investor. Immediately, he divulges that he paid back his father for his education in full...

Have You Heard This One? The Nuns Visit NYC!

Two newly-arrived nuns are slightly apprehensive about having to eat dogs following their move to the US. Despite that, they place an order as soon as they can.

Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance

It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..

Joke: How Did You KNOW??

This man's wife knows how to tell if he got drunk...

Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes

When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...

Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News

A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans

Joke: Getting Away With It

A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...

Joke: I'll Let You Off If You Can...

A state trooper pulls over a juggler for speeding and tells him he'll waive the ticket if he performs for him at the roadside...

Joke: Don't Panic!!!

When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...

Joke: The Old Man and the Ring

Some people really know how to enjoy life...

Joke: The Brothel Union

Guess which profession just got unionized...

Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband

A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...

Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?

A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...

Joke: The Hot Dog Place

This joke begins with a country boy visiting his sister in New York.

Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost

When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...

Joke: What ARE You?

Without sight, this bunny had to guess..

Joke: The Golf Injury

Two women are playing golf. Nothing out of the ordinary there, but one of them will soon give a poor man a day to forget...

Joke: The Winking Problem

This joke makes you think about how winking can get you in trouble.

Joke: The Indian Cnadidate

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

Joke: HOW Could it Be Worse?

A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...

Joke: Why So Happy?

This professor had a very interesting idea about love making...

Joke: The Best Nursing Home

This old grandmother really likes her new home. She just has one problem...

Joke: Hubby, Give Me a Compliment

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way...

Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold

A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...