Little Johnny joke

Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying to his mother...

Joke: What Do You Want to Do When You Grow Up?

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny Joke: Going to the Nudist Beach

This joke begins with little Johnny being taken to the beach, and he has some questions for his parents that they're not sure exactly how to answer.

Joke: Little Johnny's Dad

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different...

Joke: The Tricky Questions...

A little boy has some questions for the teacher...

Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?

When a family begins arguing about what would happen after the rich patriarch dies, the patriarch seems to come up with a good solution...

Lessons I Learned From My Father on How to Be a Parent

Although I've passed on these skills to my own children, my father also imparted 10 additional lessons that we couldn't have learned from anyone else...

Joke: The Curious Little Girl

When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...

This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus

A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.

Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife

When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...

Joke: A Single Mother of 8

A magazine journalist is over at a mom-of-eight's house conducting an interview. Apparently, she has a novel way of calling for them...

Joke: Bad News, Trooper

A captain receives a telegram with some bad news about one of his troops. He enlists his sergeant to call him in for a meeting...

Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?

A boss begins to wonder where on Earth his employee is when he decides to make a phone call to his house to see where he is. His son answers...

Punny Parents: Mother and Father Pun Collection!

Enjoy 80 Mother and Father Puns covering all the daddy and mommy punny jokes you'll ever need.

Joke: Little Johnny Counts to 10!

The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers...

Joke: The Mute Boy Speaks For the First Time

n American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years...

Joke: Little Johnny and the History Exam

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."

Joke: The New School

An eleven-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail.

Joke: The Truth About Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The father says, "Well son...

Joke: Pessimist vs. Optimist

There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist...

Joke: A Boy and His Whisper

This joke begins with a little boy who really needs to pee...

Joke: A Bored Husband in Target

This joke begins with a wife getting a letter from Target about her husband's behavior...

Joke: The Wild Card (Rude)

This joke begins with little Adam seeing something he shouldn't have...

Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?

This joke begins with a plane starting to go down, who will get the parachutes?

Joke: The Mother, Father and Argument

This joke begins with a family sitting down to eat a holiday meal...

This Joke Begins With Some Money Trouble...

This joke begins with a college student running into money trouble...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Taking Her Lover Home

A married woman returns home with her lover, only for her 9-year-old son to spot them and hide in the closet. Her husband also arrives soon after...

This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore

A man walks into a drugstore together with his 8-year-old son. They walk past the condom display, and it's only moments before questions are asked...

This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel

A boy wanders into a dark hotel room, only to find a couple having intercourse inside. Here's what happened next...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

This Joke Starts With a 6th Grade Human Anatomy Lesson

A teacher is asking her sixth-graders about the part of the human anatomy that enlarges itself by 10 times when stimulated. Little Mary chimes in...

Hilarious: Nah Son, We Shouldn't Eat That One

Father and son cannibals are traveling through the jungle when they find something (someone) to eat. They soon hatch a plan...

This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Having a Temper Tantrum

When a little boy starts having a temper tantrum aboard a flight that's just about to take off, a retired Air Force general steps in to calm the situation...

This Joke Starts With a Young Lady Bringing Her Fiancee Home

After a dinner in which a young lady introduces her fiancee to her parents, her mother instructs her father to go on a fact-finding mission...

Hilarious: Why Was This Boy Expelled?

This boy keeps getting in trouble, and both he and his father don't understand why...

This Joke Starts with a Little Girl Being a Nosy Parker

When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...

Have You Heard This One? On the Merits of Honesty...

A little boy has been thinking about pushing an outhouse into a creek for quite some time. One fine day, the day of reckoning appears to be upon him.

Joke: Mother, I Have a Question...

this joke begins with a girl who came skipping home from school one day...

Joke: If You Can't Count On Family...

This joke begins with a phone call from the father of the family.

7 Ways to Encourage Executive Development in Children

This guide will provide you with the information you need to help your child develop these essential functions.

Should Children Have Caffeine? Here's Our Complete Answer

This article asks: should kids have caffeine, and how much is too much?

Joke: The Jewish Sons

This joke starts with a Jewish son converting...

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?

This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!

Joke: The Suspicious Wife

This joke begins with a suspicious wife...

Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot

When you've got a robot that dishes out slaps every time someone lies, maybe it's sometimes best not even to know the truth at all!

Joke: The Magic Scales

A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...

Joke: The Devil Has a Schedule to Keep...

This joke begins with a man reaching the gates of hell and meeting Satan.

Joke: Similar Problems...

What a coincidence!

Joke: Don't Drink and Jump

A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...

Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink

An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...

This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy

When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...

Joke: The Odd Driver

When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

Joke: My Aunt's Story

The story of aunt Karen ...

Joke: The Arrogant Professor

This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...

Joke: Impossible Demands

A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...

Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier

A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...

Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV

When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Joke: When Children Blackmail...

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret...

Joke: The Power of the Thermos

A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...

These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...

Joke: A DISCOUNT You Say?!?

This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...

Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!

A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

Joke: All the Excuses

Jim's had a bit to drink, so he's trying to get out a breathalyzer using every excuse he can think of. Read this funny joke.

Joke: Hedging Your Bets

A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.

Have You Heard This Joke? Pastor Pays Visit To Parishioner...

A pastor pays a visit to an elderly parishioner of his to see how she was doing. He soon eyes a bowl of chocolate-covered peanuts on her bedside table...

Joke: Enough is Enough...

An old man visit the drug store to purchase some Viagra. To the pharmacist's surprise, he doesn't want to use it for it what it was intended...

Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...

A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...

Joke: Repaying Your Parent

A young lawyer is interviewing for a job as legal counsel to an investor. Immediately, he divulges that he paid back his father for his education in full...

Have You Heard This One? The Nuns Visit NYC!

Two newly-arrived nuns are slightly apprehensive about having to eat dogs following their move to the US. Despite that, they place an order as soon as they can.

Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance

It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..

Joke: How Did You KNOW??

This man's wife knows how to tell if he got drunk...

Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes

When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...

Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News

A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans

Joke: Getting Away With It

A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...

Joke: I'll Let You Off If You Can...

A state trooper pulls over a juggler for speeding and tells him he'll waive the ticket if he performs for him at the roadside...

Joke: Don't Panic!!!

When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...

Joke: The Brothel Union

Guess which profession just got unionized...

Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband

A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...

7 Things Your Kids Will Never Ever Forget About You

The impression you made on your children and grandchildren is something that they will always love you for. They will never let go of those sweet memories.