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Funny Joke: An Understanding With God

This joke begins with a hunter muttering a curse to himself...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Nun Talking to God

A blonde nun is talking to God, but she doesn't feel like blonde jokes are fair on women like herself. It turns out, however, that she has a bigger problem.

This Joke Starts With Adam and Eve Talking to God

Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden talking to God. God soon begins to create animal friends as companions for them...

Hilarious Joke: A Chat Between God and Adam

When God spoke to Adam he said...

Joke: God And I Have a Special Relationship!

This joke starts with an incredible story at the doctor's.

Joke: When God Was Handing Out Attributes...

God is handing out characteristics to all of the animals, and he's getting close to the end of the list. All the animals have picked except the lions, the beavers, and the pigs. God looks up from the list and says "Who wants courage?"

Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men

An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?

Funny! It Must Be a Sign from God

When a man and woman get into a car accident with each other, things take some unexpected turns...

Thank God For Men? - Hilarious!

You can always count on us man to fix problems, and if not to fix them, find the quickest, easiest... solution? Enjoy these fine examples of how men fix things when they don't really know what they're doing...

Everywhere You Look in Nature, God is There!

These quotes show us that the beauty of nature is a reflection of God.

When The Eye of God Blinks!

On the 14th of November, Australia witnessed a full solar eclipse, which cast a shadow on the Northern part of the continent for about 2 minutes. This was a complete solar eclipse, meaning the sun was completely hidden by the moon. Thousands arrived

QUIZ: Which Greek god Are You?

This quiz will attempt to test your mettle and see what kind of person you are, and what kind of Greek god most symbolizes you.

These Puppies All Want to Ask God a Little Question

Those of us who believe all have questions for God, and apparently the same is true for puppies. Take a look at the funny questions they would like to ask.

QUIZ: Which Greek God Are You?

This quiz will attempt to test your mettle and see what kind of person you are, and what kind of Greek god most symbolizes you.

Funny: God Is Rather More Witty Than You Imagine, Pal

A conversation with God is quite a privileged thing, especially when he turns out to be as witty as this...

Why Did God Make Moms - Funny Children's Answers!

Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:

God, How Did You Think of the Pine Tree...

The beauty of nature in photos and in words.

Which Ancient Greek God Are You? Quiz Yourself!

Which of the four ancient Greek archetypes do you belong to?

Joke: Looking For Divinity

They just can't find what they're looking for...

Joke: It's All Relative...

A man looks up to the sky and begins to identify shapes in the clouds. He decides to strike up a conversation with God...

Joke: Getting Married in Heaven

This joke begins with 2 people falling in love in the afterlife...

Joke: A War With the Devil

Fed up with God's creations, Lucifer decides to lead an army to destroy humanity...

Joke: Adam's First Eve

When God spoke to Adam he said...

Joke: The Years of Animals

When God created the dog, he said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.

Joke: The Preacher's Paycheck

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise.

Joke: The Message From Above...

God isn't too happy when one of his Angels reports back that just about everyone on earth is misbehaving. He sends a second angel to check things out...

Joke: To Heaven and Back

A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...

Joke: The Weird Letter

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

Animal Joke: The Cat, the Dog and the Parakeet!

This joke begins with a dog, a parakeet and a cat ascending to heaven.

Joke: The Religious Tennis Match

A bishop and a bishop are having a tennis match....

Beef Wellington Really is the God of the Culinary World

There are very few things in the culinary world that look as inviting as a freshly baked Beef Wellington. Here's how you can make one.

Joke: St. Peter and the Politicians

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates of Heaven

Joke: The Cheeky Student

One day when I was a junior medical student, a very important Boston surgeon visited the school...

Today's Joke: Looking For Divinity

They just can't find what they're looking for...

Joke: Jesus vs. the Devil

Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer...

Joke: A Weeee Bit

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison....

Joke: A Flat-Earther in Heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven.

Joke: The Pantomiming Pope

One day the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Rome...

Joke: The Rumor Spreader

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I...

Joke: The Jewish Sons

This joke starts with a Jewish son converting...

Have You Heard This Joke? A Godly Frame of Reference

A man looks up to the sky and begins to identify shapes in the clouds. He decides to strike up a conversation with God...

This Joke Begins With a Cemetery and An Acorn Tree...

This joke starts with a cemetery and an acorn tree...

Joke: The Sermon Notes

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor for help. The monsignor replied...

Hilarious! I like My Jokes With a Quick Punchline

These jokes pack the fastest punchlines we've ever seen.

Joke: This General is No Sucker...

This retirement plan ran into some difficulties...

Joke: Trouble With the Wife

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depress

Joke: The Genie and the 2 Wishes

A man goes for a leisurely stroll on the beach when he suddenly trips on something and falls.

Joke: The Smartphone Poem!

My new phone is "smart." I guess that I'm not. Amazing what all this here smartphone has got.

Joke: The State of the Modern Church

What Churches might be soon this 2020 and beyond:

Joke: A Blonde Dilemma

3 Great jokes about blondes and driving...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

These jokes are rude but clever!

Sorry Guys, This Joke is On You!

I'm sure guys won't mind a little fun at their expense...

Joke: How to Avoid Execution

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.

Joke: Stop, You're Blonde!

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

This Joke Starts With An Atheist Arguing In Court

An atheist is in a courtroom arguing the case for atheists to have their own holiday, such as Christmas or Passover. The judge isn't having any of it...

Joke: Honey, I Want You to Know...

After a dinner in which a young lady introduces her fiancee to her parents, her mother instructs her father to go on a fact-finding mission...

Joke: The 160 Year Old Man

A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...

These Polish Short Jokes Are Hilarious

When we say Polish, we don't mean people from Poland! We all know these 'Polish' people, who always complain but never do anything about it, who always nag and never seem to be happy. Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'Polish' jokes!

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

Joke: The Soldier, The Sergeant and Reincarnation

A soldier is reading a book while off duty, when he sees his sergeant coming. Everyone hated sergeant Thompson, he always had a big stick up his bum.

Joke: Why We Age the Way We Do

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark...

A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

This joke begins with a new flight crew attempting a landing.

Joke: Dad, I Need Money

A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...

Joke: That's Not It...

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly....