Joke: Doctor, Give Me Money!
This joke starts with a quack making a big promotion...
Diagnosis Funny: Hilarious Medical Charts!
Originally appearing in Richard Lederer's book "Anguished English", this collection of hilarious and real comments made in patient charts will have you in stitches!
Joke: The Unorthodox Doctor
A woman went to her doctor's clinic. She was seen by one of the doctors,...
Joke: Going to the Doctor
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat....
Joke: A Blonde at the Doctor's
A blonde woman came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office.
Joke: The Crafty Doctor
A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside.
Joke: American Doctor vs. Chinese Doctor
While in China, an American single man acts promiscuous and does not use protection the entire time he is there.
Cheeky Joke: The Doctor and the Stutterer
Enjoy this funny joke about a guy who wanted his stutter removed...
Joke: Doctor's Friendly Advice
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor goes over his history and does his physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL sees no impro
Joke: The Doctor's Waiver
The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently due to a massive heart attack.
Joke: The Doctor's Plant
Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease...
Joke: Calling Up the Doctor
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office...
Joke: An Expert on Doctors
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers.
Joke: The Doctors' Opinions
A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital...
Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's
A old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss…"
Joke: The Abusive Patient and the Patient Doctor
This joke begins with a very irritating patient insulting everyone at the doctor's office.
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...
Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"!
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
Funny: The Doctor's Advice Gets This Old Woman in Trouble
Who knew that such a small pill could get someone into so much trouble...
Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?
A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.
Joke: Playing Golf With Your Doctor
A husband decides to join his wife for the first time playing golf. He's never really been into the game, but since his wife was playing with all these men around, he wanted to come and check it out.
This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic
A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...
This Joke Begins With a Young Doctor New to Town...
This joke begins with a new doctor learning the ropes from his predecessor...
Joke: Sometimes Even Doctors Don't Have a Clue...
Sometimes the doctors really don't know what is going on...
This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls
The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...
Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?
A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...
Doctor, Help Me - Hilarious Doctor Shorts!
10 hilarious 'doctor, doctor' jokes that will guarantee a lifting of the mood!
Joke: Doctor, I Need Help With My Husband
An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for his help in reviving her husband’s passion.
Joke: Doctor, How Can I Prolong My Life?
This joke begins with some very bad news...
Funny: This Doctor Wishes He Had Given Some Other Advice
This doctor gives some friendly advice to a patient of his...six weeks later he regrets it!
Joke: This Blonde Doesn't Quite Get What Her Doctor Meant
A Blonde heads to the doctor to lose some weight. Sadly, she misunderstands her doctor's instructions.
Funny joke - Employee of the month
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Funny Joke: A Marketing Disaster!
You have to know your audience before selling them something...
Funny Joke: The Marriage Seminar...
This Joke Starts With a Couples Special Seminar...
Funny Joke: The Good News and the Bad News...
This joke begins with a bad accident while duck hunting...
Funny Joke: An Understanding With God
This joke begins with a hunter muttering a curse to himself...
Funny Joke: The Unexpected Hero
This joke starts with a firefighting hero...
Joke: A Funny Christmas Poem!
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation, Not a deputy stirred, they were all on vacation.
Joke Collection: 30 Funny Poems!
Funny Collection: 100 Jokes For Kids!
Funny Joke: The Chihuahua Guard Dog!
This joke begins with a husband off to find a good guard dog....
Have You Heard These Jokes? It's a Funny Wife...
If you have a wife, you may just agree with these short but priceless jokes.
Joke: A Few Funnies About Us Seniors...
A collection of short and long funny jokes.
The Village Doctor: How Doctors Can Treat You Better
Have you ever gone to the doctor's or the hospital and had a bad experience? How can this be done better?
Funny Joke: Giving an Honest Opinion
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way...
Funny Jokes: And then the Fight Started...
The jokes in this collection all have a common theme - how to start a fight with your spouse!
Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...
This joke starts with a clueless DEA police officer...
Funny Joke: The Parrot With the Ominous Warning
A parrot gives an ominous warning to a burglar that just entered his human's house. Despite the burglar's laughter, it's the parrot that has the last laugh.
Funny Joke: Revenge of a Taxi Passenger
This joke begins with a rude taxi driver and a passenger with a vindictive streak...
Funny Joke: Who Was Driving the Car??
What happens to the perfect couple?
These Grammar Jokes Are a Silly & Funny Play On Words!
If you're one to titter at a good grammar joke, then you'll absolutely love the 14 that you can find in this post.
Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!
This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor
Funny Joke: I Need to Explain To You What That Is, Madam
A woman has a particularly odd problem with her nether region, so she chooses to visit a doctor to see if he can help...
Punny Time: 48 Hilarious Doctor Puns!
Doctor jokes are some of the oldest style of classic jokes. But when you really need some healing, Doctor Puns are just as funny!
Funny Joke: The Salesman and the Farmer's Daughter
You make an omelette, you have to break some eggs...
2 Legs Good, 4 Legs Funny! - Great Jokes!
Some Great Animal Jokes!
Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question
A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..
Funny Joke: The Heavenly Man Test
The Day of Judgment came, and all the people in the world who were worthy reached heaven, where the heavenly angels divided them into men and women...
Funny Joke: The Best Man in the World
The story of a perfect man...
Funny Joke! A Trip Down Memory Lane
In this hilarious joke, a couple reflect back to their younger years - 50 years ago to be exact.
Funny Joke: Just Like the Old Days...
This joke starts with an old couple sitting together...
These FUNNY Spring Jokes Will Blossom Your Mood!
Enjoy this hilarious collection of spring jokes and puns.
Just a Small White Dot - Funny Joke!
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day...
Funny: This Joke Starts with Three Men in a Plane...
This joke starts with a Mexican, an American and a Russian chucking an item out a plane window...
Classic Comedy: The Doctor Visit!
In this famous sketch, a doctor visit goes inexplicably awry when the doctor appears to be the oldest person imaginable...
Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?
When Morris asks Irving to stall the Rabbi on his behalf so he can go & sleep with the Rabbi's wife, it seems that Irving doesn't know what's really going on...
Funny Joke: This Is How a Peaceful Marriage Works
Could this be the secret to a happy marriage? Hilarious!
10 Jokes That Are So Bad, They're Actually Funny!
Sometimes jokes are so bad that they're actually funny. Here are 10 bad jokes that will make you chuckle!
Funny Joke: This Boy's Answers Will Surprise You
Hilarious joke! Can you guess the answers correctly?
Funny Collection: 45 Jokes That Make You Think!
Funny Collection: 45 Smart Jokes!
Funny Collection: 70 Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes!
These Two Idiots Are Divulging Their Secrets (Funny Joke)
Two panhandlers are discussing how they make their money. One doesn't realize what the other does to make so much more, but it soon becomes apparent...
When Nature Calls, There's No Stopping It (Funny Joke)
Two women head out on a drunken night out. When they're one their way home, they just need to go, and end up in a darkened cemetery...
Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!
FUNNY: Tell These Hilarious Jokes to Your Pharmacist
The drug store or pharmacy isn't often thought of as a funny place, but that doesn't mean that a truly ridiculous situation can ensue...
Funny Joke: When a Mexican Crosses the Border
A hilarious joke about a border patrol and a Mexican teen.
Joke: Retirement Can Be a Funny Thing!
Question: How many days are there in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer
This joke begins with a farmer testifying in court and a hot headed lawyer.
Funny Collection: 74 Apple Jokes, Puns and One Liners!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An apple JOKE a day keeps the clowns away! Enjoy over 70 apple jokes, apple puns and apple one liners!
Joke: Little Johnny's Funny Face
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground...
Funny Joke: Which Hell Do You Prefer?
This joke begins with a sinner allowed to choose which hell he will go to...
So This Is What Doctors Say Behind Our Backs!
When three tired but contented surgeons shared a friendly drink, the conversation turned to other professions...
Funny Joke: A Man Walks into a Toy Shop for a Barbie...
Some toys are worth more than others...
Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...
This joke begins with a repenting old woman at a church...
Funny Joke: Two Old Ladies and a Flower Show
Sometimes you win things you didn't even know you were competing for. It's always nice to receive something unexpected...
Hilarious: The Headache and the Strange Doctor
This hilarious joke starts with a special machine...
Funny Joke: A German, Japanese and Italian Get Captured...
This joke begins during WW2, where 3 prisoners from 3 different countries get captured...
Funny Joke: A Girl and Her Grandpa Go to the Store
A clerk tries it on with a pretty girl who's at the store he works at with her granddad. He asks for an odd form of paytment, but his plans are scuppered...
Funny Joke: An Uninvited Guest Keeps Coming Over
An old, tired looking dog keeps wandering into the house next door. The owners decide that it's time to investigate...
Funny Joke: Can You Do That In Reverse, Dad?
When a father takes his snobbish son to tour his sausage factory, the son isn't impressed in the slightest. The father soon becomes infuriated...
Funny Joke: Getting Out of Work Early...
This joke starts with 3 employees coming up with a secret plan...
Funny: 43 Jokes, puns and one liners about PLANES!
Planes are special vehicles we have to spend many hours in when we travel. This leads to quite a few funny situations. Enjoy 43 jokes and puns about planes!
Oh Madam, It Was Just a Little Switcheroo (Funny Joke)
A woman is incredibly happy with the result of what was done for her husband in the mortuary. Little did she know what the mortician actually did with him...
A Guy Manages a Big Fail At a Girl's House (Funny Joke)
A young man is left to his own devices in the living room of a girl's house that he happens to be visiting. He soon lays his eyes on an ash-filled-vase...
Who Knew That a Couple Could Be So Close? (Funny Joke)
When an elderly couple is having lunch at McDonald's and sharing a single a meal, a young man decides to offer to pay for another meal for them...
These CEOs Have An Argument Over Beer (Funny Joke)
At a brewing convention, the CEOs of all the big breweries are arguing about whose beer is best. It's the Irishman who has the last word, however...
Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)
A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...
Funny Joke: Come On Guys, We're Busting Out of Here
An engineer, a physicist and mathematician are in jail together, but it isn't for long...
Funny Joke: The Most Novel Excuse You Ever Heard
A great joke with a great excuse...
Funny Collection: 80 Hilarious Police Jokes and Puns!
80 Hilarious Police Jokes and Puns!