Headed Jokes

Lamp Puns

My friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face.
I replied, "I am feeling light headed."

Hiking Pick Up Lines

Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?

Vaccine Puns

I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.